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7 Quick Takes Friday

Weight loss tips

1. Don’t buy a bag of Zapp’s Mesquite BBQ kettle cooked chips.

2. If you buy a bag of Zapp’s Mesquite BBQ kettle cooked chips, don’t open them.

3. If you open them, don’t get up out of your bed at 11:30, watch Perry Mason reruns, and start eating them.

4. If you get up out of your bed, watch Perry Mason reruns, and start eating them, don’t eat all of them.

5. If you eat all of them, let it go, because. . .

6. Today is a new day, and. . .

7. There are no more Zapp’s Mesquite BBQ kettle cooked chips left in the house anyway.

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